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Red Bull Soapbox Race

UK.

Golf Trolley Dollies

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Golf Trolley Dollies

About us

I was the one who could not hide when our pilot was looking for volunteers to participate in the soapbox race, fortunately our team leader is crazier than me and has put himself forward as the pilot.

Our team is made up from members of a local golf club, one professional golfer two 'have a go' golfers and a family member of the pilot.

Our flying machine is under construction, parts are being sought, a fabrication company has agreed to construct the beast. We have been looking for a suitable incline to conduct a test run we're thinking that a 1:5 incline should do!

The pilot says he is looking forward to the strategically placed obstacles on the course, he thinks they are a challenge, I think they are a obstacle.

So this is our plan:

GOLF’S TROLLEY DOLLIES

INC RED A BULL

Waiting to be called to the pit area, concealed within their hibernation area, guarded by two fearsome members of the pit crew dressed as security personnel, the team prepare for their show stopping extravaganza which is a spectacularly choreographed performance from start to finish.

In readiness, before being called to the pit area the security personnel change costumes. The team emerges hidden under four large Red Bull golf umbrellas’.

The three-man pit crew guide the driver and soapbox to the designated start position.

Our twenty second performance begins with four heads peeping out from umbrellas, singing a short derivation of the famous Tommy Steele song “Little White Bull”.

LYRICS

#” Once upon a time there was a little Red Bull
Little Red Bull (crowd join in the chorus)
I wish I could fly dreamt the little Red Bull
Little Red Bull (crowd join in the chorus)
Then one day his dream came true when he sprouted wings
Cheers Red Bull, cheers Red Bull,
Red Bull gives you wings”.

Before singing the last line, the team stash their umbrellas revealing a crew dressed as cabin crew sporting large butterfly wings toasting Red Bull.

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Team Members

Andy

Crew

Clive

Pilot

Daniel

Crew

Liam

Crew
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